Friday, January 15, 2010

pop and lock the vote & Bosco Fung-Wu.mp3 (VBR) 197 kbps

First
     vote in that vote thing over on the right, and make your voice heard! I'm almost certain that all the votes are me from different ip adresses. And I know you're out there.
     cause of that hit counter that i l33t hacked onto the bottom of the site. Exercise your rights

to begin,
here are the two cute little kids who i'm babysitting today:


Evan


zoe

     "your photography leaves much to be desired, in the everything catagory."
     "Hush fat-fat-fluffy-space-cat. I know you were at Vogue for 20 years, but I'm an amature."
     "no kidding. Now scratch me in that spot between by front legs that makes me purr like a broken water heater."
     "ok"


     were going to make a sweet fort.

     also lou is super duper sweet with them, and although he could easily succumb to his nature as a lion-ninja hybrid, and munch them up,
     he is patient and lets them pet him, and doesn't bite them when they grab his fur, like bites the heck out of me.
     He knows that they're kindlea and he lets them keep being cute.

to continue,
guess what,

no guess,

guess,

i'm totally seriously you guys.


the stylish mustaches:


that is to say,
MC Skillet:

and DJ Voldemort



Present their new single,

The First Track off their new EP, 'Pass the Knishes EP',






     The EP is going to be released one track at a time
(only one so far), but dig this:
     this is the first track in almost three years,
     and the fans have stayed awesome and kept the faith in the meantime.
     there are still over 100 people in the stylish mustaches facebook group.
 
The 'Stach is Back, LtC fans! Lou is super stoked!

lou was Kool Moe-D.

     It is currently only available here to the dear readers, and it's fresh to death. please dig it and share it.



     Bosco Fung-Wu is someone Patsy knew from the International School of Bangkok when she lived in Bangkok.
     Please comment if you have ever heard a funnier name.

     Also tournament for anyone who has better than abismal skills at photoshop and can make a cover for the EP.

Pat Plank i know you're down like a clown, charlie brown.

     "power to the people, one-love."
     "that's right lou.
     peace-out, and enjoy the hip-hoppery."

Monday, January 11, 2010

the danny mason mix & LTC in the big city 2

First!
A mix for danmasontheperson (and the dear readers of course):
he's the one who isn't loutheperson.

Mixed by DJ danmasonthecat,

He is a mysterious figure but i would like to break the story, that dj danmasonthecat is not one of the denizens of danmasonthecat fandomville, naming himself after their kit-hero, but is indeed astronomicat danmasonthecat himself.

he lives at patsy schiffs house with donaldpinkusthecat and is a very good kitty-cat, yes he is.

he's on my back as i'm writing this at p-diddy/master-p patsy schiff's house.
(note my short haircut ala jake zuehl, complete with utterly butchered sideburn)

anyways here is the gosh darn mixtape not just for danmasontheperson, but for the readers because sharing is caring.

tracklist:
arrange it yourself!
i arranged the songs reverse-alphibetically by genre, then chronologically by year!
make it a diy project. comment below on your creative sort alogrithm for this sweet mix and gain unlimited fame.

go ahead and
download that shizzle.

Next! what is louthecat upto anyways?
he's still at matt schiffs of course!

hanging out with his chicago peeps and hitting the town hard.
 
 
aww...simon is tall and lou is small

linea knizzle is embarasses because we got here to admit that she is crushing on louthecat.
no shame there kinea lniaz! lou has many fans and admirers. just take the every single member of the blogosphere for example.

lou wanted me to remind everyone that he is a very good kitty too.
...yes he is, dear readers, yes he is.
leave a comment, lou reads all his fanmail everyday, and then naps.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

the velvets & nico & lou the cat, who is many people

the norman dolph acetate, dear readers!
     it was bought in a flea market in the Chelsea neighborhood of New York City for $0.75 by warren hill
(an alias for lou the cat, when he sit's on my shouders and wears a long trench coat), and sold it on ebizzle for $155,401.
     this was transfered directly to lou's swiss bank account where he keeps his stolen matisse and laundered money from importing heroin in bulk from france in the early seventies.

the french connection was autobiographical, only lou was gene hackman(himself) playing (himself), popeye doyle.


and he was in the velvets:
(he's john cale)

     this is an insanely rare record of alternate verions of tracks on the album the velvet underground and nico

and we of course ripped the acetate to mp3, playing it only once, while having our own electric plastic elastic fantastic inevitable dance party in our appartment.

with david byrne and brian eno.

and louthecatfans, the rare acetate is available for download right...

> here! <

     I'm pretty sure that it's only available as a bootleg, so we shouldn't get sued, but lou said that he passed the bar under the alias:

matthew b schiff.

"matt brings the snacks. matt brings the beverages. matt brings the party. 
matt sues insurance companies."

    lou is up to date on modern intellectual property law. if push comes to shove he can give the RIAA(sucks) what-for.

    for those of you who are not huge velvet underground fans, i highly recommend illegally downloading the original album as well as 'white light / white heat', 
which is loutheperson's favorite album of all time and space. 
choose your favorite field theory, he likes it in any and every dimension.

but for those of you who are in the know,

the norman dolph acetate:
"European Son" – 8:49†
"The Black Angel's Death Song" – 3:13†
"All Tomorrow's Parties" – 5:51†
"I'll Be Your Mirror" – 2:07†
"Heroin" – 6:12‡
"Femme Fatale" – 2:36†
"Venus in Furs" – 4:35‡
"I'm Waiting for the Man" – 4:11‡
"Run Run Run" – 4:23†
† - denotes track as same take, but different mix from album version
‡ - denotes track as different take from album version


download that business here!
      the quality isn't great but it is one of the rarest records in the world. 
and lou gives it two (inexplicably opposable) thumbs up.


ALSO!

lou is a shogun warrior, and was even before it was cool.

bushido. ohio gozimas. pae gao-ua!

here's some more armor - lou made it all.
     he was a sweet-swingin blacksmith for the shogun cats and mice army, which defeated mattimeo at the battle of redwall in 1364.

     oh, and here is louthecat's fleshrender:



(i'm off the diablo II wagon again. it was made in 1999.)

later, my dear alligators.