if only i were a cat, lou in anime land, and lou's second album

If only I were a cat
by lou the person

If only i were a cat, i would sleep all day. If something pissed me off i would meow at it or just walk away and sleep somewhere else. I would be the top cat, if anyone made me mad i would poop and then cover up the poop with an article of their clothing. I would be clean. If I wasn't asleep i would be licking myself and sometimes i would be brushed and it would be super totally awesome. At night i would get all wound up and chase nothing back and forth jumping on tables and cat trees then down on to the chest of a sleeping louie. but mostly i would find good little nests and nooks and perches to sleep on. And if it was sunny i would lie down in the patch of sun on the ground and then periodically get up and move when the spot moves. it would be great if i were a cat.




Next!

We'd like to present a guide to all of the japanese animation and comics and video games that lou starred in. we endorse all of these and suggest you download them illegally.

 1) Full Metal Alchemist (rocks)

2) Gunsmilth Cats (lou was one of the gunsmith cats)

 3) Akira (lou rides a futuristic motorcycle through post-apocalyptic tokyo and munches on pills. also there are telekinetic babies)

4) Final Fantasy VII (This is lou's favorate game of all time. he raced chocabos and his limit break was "night madness")

5) Code Geass (robots)

 6) My Neighbor Totoro (cat bus!!!)

 7) Cowboy Bebop (lou's a space bounty hunter/hacker and he listens to jazz)

 8) pokemon (lou is a cat pokemon who uses the moves sleep, scratch, mega punch, and flamethrower. he's in the picture.)

9) The Cat Returns (in this studio ghibli classic guess who lou plays)

10) FLCL (pronounced fooly cooly, this is lou the cats favorite anime. it's only six episodes long but it rocks really really hard. in this scene lou is a young boy who got hit in the head by an alien's bass guitar and now robots and guitars come out of his head. the music is by The Pillows and is amazing. Lou and Lou say download this because it's not that long and it will blow your mind.)


and now part two of the lou and lou steal music and pretend that they wrote it and released three albums event.
lou the cat and the humans' sophomore effort:

"plastic ring from a milk jug"

Side A:
1) what goes on - the velvet underground (4:55)
2) transmission - joy division (4:13)
3) cherree - suicide (3:49)
4) history lesson part II - Minutemen (2:11)
5) european son - the olivia tremor control (7:22)
6) a means to an end - joy division (4:08)
7) oh yeah - can (7:23)

Side B:
1) paperhouse - can (7:29)
2) I heard her call my name - the velvet underground (4:40)
3) sister ray - the velvet underground (17:34)

    pay particular attention to the last two songs which comprise the b-side of velvet underground's album white light/white heat. in lou's humble opinion is the greatest b-side of any rock album. lou is going to go so far as to say that sister ray is the greatest rock song of all time. so check this out.

download that shiz here: >meow<






and finally...

If only i were a person
by louie the cat

If only I were a person i would be able to go outside and get the squirrel. I could brush my own hair and i could eat mexican food. it would be kinda lame because i could only sleep in a chair or in a bed, but i could work the doorknob so i could go out and find all sorts of chairs to sleep in. I could go to a hardware store and buy a bird feeder. If i was mad at someone i could still poop and then cover up that poop with an article of their clothing. it would be great if i were a person.