the velvets & nico & lou the cat, who is many people

the norman dolph acetate, dear readers!

     it was bought in a flea market in the Chelsea neighborhood of New York City for $0.75 by warren hill

(an alias for lou the cat, when he sit's on my shouders and wears a long trench coat), and sold it on ebizzle for $155,401.

     this was transfered directly to lou's swiss bank account where he keeps his stolen matisse and laundered money from importing heroin in bulk from france in the early seventies.

the french connection was autobiographical, only lou was gene hackman(himself) playing (himself), popeye doyle.

and he was in the velvets:

(he's john cale)

     this is an insanely rare record of alternate verions of tracks on the album the velvet underground and nico

and we of course ripped the acetate to mp3, playing it only once, while having our own electric plastic elastic fantastic inevitable dance party in our appartment.

with david byrne and brian eno.

and louthecatfans, the rare acetate is available for download right...

> here! <

     I'm pretty sure that it's only available as a bootleg, so we shouldn't get sued, but lou said that he passed the bar under the alias:

matthew b schiff.

"matt brings the snacks. matt brings the beverages. matt brings the party. 

matt sues insurance companies."

    lou is up to date on modern intellectual property law. if push comes to shove he can give the RIAA(sucks) what-for.

    for those of you who are not huge velvet underground fans, i highly recommend illegally downloading the original album as well as 'white light / white heat', 

which is loutheperson's favorite album of all time and space. 

choose your favorite field theory, he likes it in any and every dimension.

but for those of you who are in the know,

the norman dolph acetate:

"European Son" – 8:49†
"The Black Angel's Death Song" – 3:13†
"All Tomorrow's Parties" – 5:51†
"I'll Be Your Mirror" – 2:07†
"Heroin" – 6:12‡
"Femme Fatale" – 2:36†
"Venus in Furs" – 4:35‡
"I'm Waiting for the Man" – 4:11‡
"Run Run Run" – 4:23†
† - denotes track as same take, but different mix from album version
‡ - denotes track as different take from album version

download that business here!
      the quality isn't great but it is one of the rarest records in the world. 

and lou gives it two (inexplicably opposable) thumbs up.

ALSO!

lou is a shogun warrior, and was even before it was cool.

bushido. ohio gozimas. pae gao-ua!

here's some more armor - lou made it all.

     he was a sweet-swingin blacksmith for the shogun cats and mice army, which defeated mattimeo at the battle of redwall in 1364.

     oh, and here is louthecat's fleshrender:

(i'm off the diablo II wagon again. it was made in 1999.)

later, my dear alligators.